goodbye 2008

2008 is coming to an end.



i must admit, its a little too fast.
i'm gonna be 21 soon, then maybe have someone special and stuff.


of course, i like taking things slow.
within this year.
i can recall of certain things i've encountered or done.

i got a job at st. james powerhouse, the boiler room.
things are pretty hectic there, but i survived.
colleagues are awesome too.
but i'm definitely not gonna party.


then school is really fine, not that all of them are.
i must say filming is another medium that draw out people's true color other than outfield.
need i say more?

then.
i heard a particular ghost story from bixia.
really classic.
i might make a film out of it.


senior, can i?

results came out.
not very good, but i'm contented.
directing-71, cinematography-58, film history-66.
not so bad eh.

i've made a short film.
but it's horrible.
i haven't show it yet.
who wanna watch it?


birthday surprise was really awesome.
really appreciate everything.
special thanks for the gifts from e3 guys, lasalle kukus and who ar?
i can't remember!
heh heh.

is that all?

regarding new year's resolution for 2009.
let's wait for the new year!

happy new year people!

dengue very far

on december 27th, the kiang family departed from singapore to china.
they woke up early just to catch up the morning flight at 7am.

the kiangs reached taiwan at 7pm. they were thrilled.

sadly, things began to go wrong as soon as the youngest kiang were summoned by the officer for body temperature check.

he was running on fever, 39.1 degrees.
the officer then made him test for dengue fever.
she drew a tube of blood from his arm and let him go.

the kiangs did not realize that this small matter is going to cost them their holiday.

the family boarded their bus and not long after, the officer contacted them.
apparently, little kiang was diagonised with dengue fever and the whole family has to do blood tests.

upon hearing the news, the kiangs agreed.
they followed instructions given and waited at the hotel.

within 45 minutes, the health inspector arrived.
she did not look a damn like one.

she said she was ready to extract blood from the kiangs.
kiang number 2 of the 5, volunteered to be extracted first.

things then went horribly wrong.
she punctured three holes on kiang no 2's forearm but could not extract any blood.
at this moment, the kiang sisters began to freak out.

one cried to mummy kiang, and the other trembled with fear.
parents kiang were furious.

what she was doing was obviously scaring their children.
they insisted the extraction to be done in hospital.
she was totally unprofessional.

within an hour, they arrived at the local hospital.
daddy kiang wants blood test to be done for little kiang again.
he was doubtful of the airports test result.
they drew another tube from little kiang.

tests were done. the staffs confirmed that little kiang has contracted dengue fever.
in a moment of fury, daddy kiang cancelled the whole trip and rushed back to singapore.
of course, it was all for one and one for all.

the kiangs came back on the 29th.
little kiang's very first destination was KK hospital.

after 4 hours of test, diagnosis and treatment.
they confirmed one thing.

little kiang has no dengue fever at all.
now daddy kiang is very furious.

the kiangs know how he tramples his enemies.
and they will never want to be trampled by him.
we shall see how he tramples them now...

hammer me with tee

i got this nice tee from hammer.

love the color.

here i come, chinese new year shopping!

little oscar

once upon a time, there's this boy called little oscar who had this unsatiable curiosity in many things.
so he started his adventure in seeking answers from the library.

the children section never failed him in his thirst for knowledge.
from there he found out that:
we have to brush our teeth twice a day.
human have to drink 7 glasses of water everyday.
h2o means water.
frogs are amphibian.
and paris hilton is hot.

but one day, he was overwhelmed by a term he could not understand.
and to his disbelief, the library was not of any help!

he was one shy boy. he dared not ask anyone regarding his doubt.
so he got stuck with this term for some time,
until mummy realised that something was bothering little oscar.

so kind mummy asked little oscar.
'my sweet little angel, what's wrong with you?'

little oscar gave mummy a little head shake.
'nothing mummy, it's just that...'
'what is it, little oscar?'
'i.. i.. have.. have been wondering what is the meaning of blow job.'

mummy was so shocked, but maintained her composure.
'where did you hear that from, little oscar?'

little oscar replied.
' big brother said it to his friends.'

at that instance mummy's blood was boiling.
'you brother's gonna get it', she thought.
but she had to do something about little oscar's curiosity.
'i see, my boy. well, blow job is just like the action of blowing into something.'

'what something, mummy?'
'anything, little oscar.'

'i don't understand mummy.'
'what didn't you understand?'

'brother said he saw you giving daddy blow job. so which part of daddy have you been blowing into?'

and little oscar never get curious again.

boys will be boys

aww.
nathaniel and elliot said they missed me.
kids. how cute eh?

at least, alicia told me that.
aww.

hang on boys. the ice cream deal still stands.

departing soon.

guys! i'm going back on this friday!
cheers!

i'll still be blogging though. i hope.





sometimes i've doubted my decision on that matter.

but now,
i'm very sure of what i want.
it won't be wrong...again.

clubbing hot stuff

i worked last night.
from that night alone, i can say.

some hot chicks are just plain dumb.
i guess that's why there's this term called 'bimbo'.


short advertisement for guys with a face.
(girls look away please)

eligible bachelors, if you are desperate for a girlfriend.
go source them out yourself.

BUT. if you have a girlfriend and wanna have affair(s).
come to my workplace! we have a ridiculously stupid bunch of hot stuff.

still, it's not advisable to do so.
not that you might get caught.
it's just that you are risking your intelligence with the dumbness of those little bimbos.


sorry girls. its just some of your kind really boils my blood.

fun with samsung

human, chihuahua and whale

shooting location: shanghai 1960s

scene from quarantine: zombie attack

depth of field: but unintentional

whoever took this better own up eh. must be penny.

after work (later)

after work (before)

quarantine (2008)

watched quarantine a few days ago.
let's rate it, shall we?

casts' x factor level: 7/10
comments:
simply, for guys there's the pretty hot reporter. for girls and gays, there's always the fireman.

dialogue clarity level: 5/10
comments:
screw the dialogues. who cares?

predictability level: 8.5/10
comments:
almost unpredictable deaths. you will even go 'aww! he/she died?'

fright level: 9/10
comments:
every zombies' entrance scared the hell out of me, over and over again. even though i anticipated some of them.

bloodiness level: 5/10
comments:
not much blood involved. more of human flesh and saliva. you can see them tearing like your cheese on pizzas.

storyline level: 7.5/10
comments:
the storyline seems pretty clear. at least i get it. but you WILL lose track of whoever died.

convincing zombie level: 7/10
comments:
red eyed. ragged human fangs. ultimate screamo man gnawer. those makes them decent zombies. but at some point they look like gollum from LOTR.

personal opinion: 7.5/10
in short, basically its just running up and down the stairs.
in long, they had a gun, a sledge hammer and a video camera to take on the infected residents. what do you think of their chances?

overall:
resident evil series, 28 days series, dawn, land, night, shaun of the dead and other zombie cannibalism with biohazard virus infection lovers: go watch it.

people like ang bi xia? dont you even watch the trailer.

vampiric topic

do you know these vampires?

Count von Count from Sesame Street

Marcus from Underworld Revolution

Brides of Dracula from Van Helsing

Count Dracula from Dracula

Count Orlock from Nosferatu

Count Dharfi van Anto from The Batamlvania

don't you readers find reading on vampires very interesting?

customer blows

it was nearing the end of working hours.
only a few customers left and i was very glad.



then, this male caucasian customer did some gestures with his hands to get me. so, i kinda went over.
he put his arm around my shoulder and told me this.
'hey mate, i've been having lots of beers here and i'm getting bored of it. can you get me something good?'

obviously, he is a little drunk.
i gave him that irritating smirk on my face and said.
'i can give you a blow job, sir. is that okay?'








relax people, 'blow job is just another drink at St. James.
whoever doesn't know what is blow job? go ask around. BUT NOT DADDY OR MUMMY.

whalepant on the rock!

whalephant on the rock!
that's the name of this newly concocted mocktail.
(it must have the exclamation mark, mind you.)

ingredients and items list:
- 5 tablespoons of honey
- a pinch of eno salt
- 3 tablespoons of lime cordial
- 4 cubes of watermelon
- a glass of water
- lots of ice cubes
- satay stick

how to make?
- add in honey, lime cordial and ice cubes into a glass of water one by one, slowly.
- skewer 2 cubes of watermelon onto each satay sticks, then dip it into the drink.
- add in eno salt and serve.

serving size:
- 2 lagi crazy people.

comments:
- slightly refreshing, a slight sweetness. a cooling drink, suitable for relieving heat.
- might give you the runs too.

colorful edit

a short, fun editing exercise from school.



give me some comments?

friendship drink

my 350th post.
here comes a special blend for friends and their friendship!




i present you mababu pink splash!
s special concoction of friendship with everything nice!

ingredients:
5 tablespoons of lime cordial
5 tablespoons of fruit punch syrup
1 lime halved
4 tablespoons of honey
1/4 glass of seasons iced lemon tea
300g of ice cubes
1 glass of water

how to make:
throw everything into ice blender and blend.

serving size:
3 crazy people.

taste:
something like mojito from clubs.
lime sour, accompanied by a hint of bitterness.

a little yellow in the net.

hey people. this one of my editing works in school.

titled 'yellow', based on out interpretation of the color.



give me some comments?

i lack of people.

my life is pretty boring these days.
if i plot a graph out of it, it's gonna be FLAT.

i'm planning to shoot something this holiday, and i already have some ideas.
what i need now is human resource(free labours if possible).
so if you guys think you don't mind lending a hand,
puhh-leeaasse leave your names under the 'comments' link.

basically i need actors, actresses, props, calefares, and crews.
please. help me out.
oh. everything will be PG, maybe a little bit of NC-16.

once again, please help me!


anyway, happy belated birthday, nelvi.