Kiang Blog

i'm who's?
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention.

I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some.
I won't hesitate no more, no more.

It cannot wait, I'm yours.
redang not rendang.
alright people!

i'm off on a holiday to redang island!



WOOHOOOO!!
relevant mathematics.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Quoted from yenyi's facebook post.
results
i bring mighty news, my people.

haha.

i received my lasalle results already, and it turned out that i have done better than what i expected!

i have 2 different scores and they are..

studio practise - 65%
contextual studies - 69%

studio are your usual drawings, photography and painting stuff.
the other one is the essays i've written.


haha.
great thanks to people. i owe it all to you.

special thanks to classmates, or rather ex-classmates.
so many choices, don't wanna choose.
alright.
howdy people.


nothing much is going on these days.

maybe i should learn some stuff while i'm on a break.



i was thinking of those street dancing, but i might break my neck.

then, i considered working out maybe thrice a week.
but who knows?
i'm a quitter.

language classes sound really boring.

driving lessons seem very troublesome.

waitering is definitely not my cup of tea.

picking up the guitar is very very costly.


any suggestions from you people?
i have about 50 days to go before term starts.
simple lines.
Dreams can't take the place of loving you.

There's gotta be a million reasons why it's true.

When you look me in the eyes..
66666
happy birthday manchun.


please talk things of more sense next time.

bye.
a little more compromise here perhaps?
i have been facing certain issues lately.

some stuff a friend brought up began surfacing in my face.


i start to realise what he means.
and i don't wanna believe it.

it pisses me everytime i thought about it.


what crap.




anyway fans of fantasies and magical things.

do catch chronicles of narnia: prince caspian.

it's your usual hollywood - walt disney movies.
great for the effects.


but of course, it's my opinion. these things are very very subjective.
so, movie pickers. it's still your call.





nothing much these days.
but i did see dawn yeoh, nick shen, and other mediacorp artiste on stage.

conclusion?
people look best with make up on tv. only tv.