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Lasalle's legends

now. now.

it's 12 days to the start of my school.

actually.

it's orientation. speaking of the orientation, dave is dying to come along with me. even though he's not a LASALLE SIA student.

there's a particular reason and i'm sure felicia and frans knows why.

(it's the girls lar, stupid)

i don't know why but somehow LASALLE is not only known for its artistic students.

like they say 'never judge water depth by just looking at it'.

haha. nah. there's no such saying. i kind of made that up.

anyway.

legend might say the school is full of beautiful girls.

but when i was there, all i could identify was this particular trend among the students.

all the students, be it girls or guys, looks like professional designers to me.

the unique clothings. the cool accessories. the meticulously styled hairs. the way they carry themselves when they walk along a corridor.

there's only a single thing on my mind on that time.

'god. i wanna be like them.'

my pure stupidity.

gosh.

you people won't believe what a tough day i've had today.

i went down to ICA, the most boring place of singapore.

surely, i had totally no choice.

did all the procedures, and they asked me to wait for 2 hours.

crazy.

that was what i was thinkin too.

then i left for LASALLE SIA. gotta save time here. i should be able to make it back in 2 hours.

took the train down to bugis and i started walking.

the path was incredibly long until i realised i was abit lost.

but of course. all human know man will never get lost.

the male ego thingy. just a little bit more time and i'll find the place. that was the only thing in my mind.

so. this male ego sure is expensive. it costs me one litre of sweat, due to the beautiful weather. oh. yeah. yeah. and sixty minutes too.

i recalled and try plotting the path i took.

go ahead. have a look.



now. am i genius or what? i plotted the path with numbers and arrow signs.

just follow from 1 to 7. it's not too hard, i guess.

WAHAHAHA.

i almost travelled the whole of bugis.

i have strong legs!

but. if i think again. it's really pure stupidity.

when i got back to LASALLE, my queue number was lapsed by 1.

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The deadliest item around?

geez.

the superman song is still half.

it's not even half now! it freaking last only 30 seconds!

*yawns*

finally.

my passport is done. i can come back now.

life here is totally slacking.

gosh.

early the morning, i woke up then stepped onto the DEADLIEST item around.

human fear its name.

without moving, it can bring sorrow, disappointment, and even joy.

yes, you're right.

it's the weighing machine.

my heart pounded while waiting for the scale to show.

the world seems dull. everything seems slow.

it takes an eternity to obtain what i seek.

finally.

the end draws near.

the peril shall end.

.....

.....

64.9 kilograms.

NOOOOO!!

wait. i mean..

YES!!

i'm 0.1 kilogram to my target.

oh. god loves me.

citrullus vulgaris

i've come here to review the case of citrullus vulgaris.

eh? oh. i sounded a little to 'chim'?

come. come. let me help.

citrullus vulgaris is also known as watermelons.

human beings should be aware of the term 'watermelon', unless you're really dumb.



i posted a picture just in case there are dumb people on my page.

well.

according to a source(don't worry felicia, i'll protect your mom's identity.), watermelons contain no vitamins and whatsoever. it's just water and water.

there's no benefit eating watermelons. they're practically useless.

now, that's total nonsense.

no offence my valuable source, but what i'm saying is true.

i've done some research and it turned out that watermelon is an excellent source of vitamin C and A.

it also contains a significant quantity of vitamin B1, B6, potassium and magnesium.

even they're seeds has uses! it's known that watermelon seeds are high in protein.

a perfect snack for dieting people.

haha. though i'm not sure about those vitamins' and minerals' functions.

but hey. since they're vitamins and minerals.

they can't be bad stuff eh?

another issue.

i've heard this myself.

people says that eating 3 watermelons is equivalent to one tablet of viagra.

now. let's just think logically.

3 watermelons in your body. the only reaction i can think of is diarrhoea.

and seriously.

who the hell can fit 3 watermelons down their throats and into their stomachs?

my personal best was 3/4 watermelon.

even if you manage to do that, can you still move freely and have ***?

nah. i doubt so.

so. i hereby pronounce citrullus vulgaris or watermelon not guilty of harbouring viagra-ish intentions and definitely contain some good stuff.

even samwise gamgee of the shire from Lord of the Rings Trilogy says..

'there's still some good left in watermelons mr. frodo, and it's worth fighting for.'

Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

this blockbuster is with us now!

certain people might not be interested in this movie.

so.. interested ones!

listen to me!



you HAVE to catch this movie!

for guys, there's Emma Watson!

for girls, there's nobody!

oh ya. a little story here perhaps?

hmm.

there'll be some scenes worth watching, i guess.

1. the parts when 2 of the most powerful wizards duel against each other.
2. well. people loved kissing scenes. so, here you go! harry is gonna kiss his chinese 'girlfriend'! woohooo! chinese rocks!
3. someone is gonna die!!
4. a five on five battle. harry and his friends against 5 highly skilled enemies.
5. that's all i can think of!

okay then.

watch the movies people! it's worth it!

Post chalet effects

whoaa!

i'm just back from a chalet!

but i didn't really enjoy it.

it wasn't as fun as the ones before anymore.

certain things are not how it's used to be.

hmm.

well. no point mentioning all these.

heh heh.

but you know what?! at least something is worth mentioning!

the food is GREAT!

xingjian's mum is a GREAT cook.

she makes the best sweet corn soup and curry chicken!

it was heavenly! i could hear a chorus of hellelujah* when i ate them!

(did i spell it correctly?*)

never mind.

happy birthday weijie, yongwhee and benson!

this is actually the second time i wished you here.

oh ya. weijie.

loved your striptease. but too bad you kept doing the same thing.

you should learn something form xingjian. he can shake his butt as vigorously as beyonce.

you? you're just.... a failed back up dancer who got out of shape.

by out of shape i meant your body thickness, width and obviously weight.

hope you people liked our acapella.

hmm. we can keep this thing up if you like.

you know. a chorus of 'happy birthday' to each birthday boys.

next in line should be.. boonleong!

well. good luck!

good night everyone.

M&M's cookies on SALE!

i have a very very very good news!

there's a new product from M&M's!



it's kind of a cookie, newly made from the factory!

uh oh! it's not on stores yet.

oh. how sad.

haha.

rejoice everyone!

i have a perfect solution!

one of my friend has the contacts and he is selling this stuff!

it's only at $1.70, weighing 51.03g!

that's about....20 cookies i think.

so.. you people interested?

just give me a tag or a ring alright?

so long people! i'll be waiting!

When you're gone.

i love this song.

but the video isn't all that great compared to 'girlfriend'. she applied too much of that.. what's that thing around your eyes?

eye shadow?

never mind.

once again. i only ask for your 4 minutes.

her vocals in this song is just great. and the 'feelings'.

wow!

the lyrics are here.



"When You're Gone"

By: Avril Lavigne

I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now

[Chorus]
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok
I miss you

I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now

[Chorus]

We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah

[Chorus]

Touble passport sets.

i never knew there's a place for internet acces near my place.

don't you know what this means?!

there'll be quite frequent updates from now on!!

wahaha.

but this place is bleedin hot!

not that 'hot', don't get it wrong!

its stuffy.

gosh.

at least the connection ain't so bad.

oh.

there's this very funny thing about my mum. or should i say women?

err.. ladies. please refrain from throwing whatever you are holdin at the computer screen after reading.

you see.

she needs to get her paspport photo taken.

so, she went to this place and got her shots.

apparently, she doesn't like them.

once again, she heads back to the same place.

then she complains of the newly taken pitures.

that makes 2 sets already.

she went to another place to get another set.

that other set is now done.

she seems to like them alot(which is extreme good news to me).

gosh.

it's just a passport photo!!

err. ladies? u might wanna explain this enigma?