Insanity on baldness.

my 200th post already.

gosh.

i'm so proud of myself.

earlier in the morning, i went into my mum's room.

'Ma, i wanna shave my head.'

she stared at me for quite long. she squinted. she frowned. she did whatever she can do with her eyebrows.

then.

'seow'

that's all she said.

hmm. i expected something more.

never mind.

some suggestions here, would you?

on whether i should shave anot.

thanks.

Total disgrace.

the trip has already ended.

i'm now in batam. loitering aorund. doing what i have always wanted to.

nah. don't ask what it is. it's not relevant.

alright.

just one important issue to bring up.

when you're on a trip to indonesia next time, NEVER EVER let a female you know wear little clothes.

cover the thigh, the shoulder. dress as though they have nothing to show.

seriously.

all the men over there seemed to be deprived of women.

they ogle so much worse than usual guys.

sometimes, their head turns 180 degrees just to look at girls.

i think they will a 360, if their head can manage.

damn them, right?

disgrace to indonesians.

total disgrace.

indonesians reading my blog, please don't be offended.

this is true.

The trip

sorry for the late update.

i always make sure that my entries are done no more than a week apart.

anyway. i'm in bali now. and this is my third day here.

everything's here great. the breakfast. the beach. and the caucasians!

lol. the breakfast is really great. it made me feel caucasian-ish.

there's some boring part too, of course.

well. my dad seems to like historical sites alot. so, the whole family has to go.

no choice.

heh heh heh heh.

pretty of cool stuff around. but what i'm proudest of?

it's definitely the diving, wake boarding, para sailing, and semi flying i did earlier.

what can be better than go under the water and swim around the corals and reefs?

what can be more exciting than being parachut-ed and dragged into a sky high height?

what can be more fierce than drinking salty water while trying to wake board?

gosh. i love them.

i love water, and water loves me.

wait. let me get it clearer. i love seawater.

wow!

Coming trip..

woohoo!! i'm going on trip soon!

WOOOHOOOO!

haha. but it's just a another spot of indonesia.

ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, men and women, gays, lesbians and bisexuals!

i proudly present, BALI ISLAND!!!



HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH! HOH!

The latest boy around

NP seriously has bad lighting.

last sunday, i went to meet my dad after a night at benson's.

oh. my dad has something to discuss with us, and by us, i mean my siblings.

okay. the whole point is not about the discussion, but it's what happened afterwards.

so, i met my so-called 'brother in law', mr. lionel kiew hern kit.

maybe he's gonna be one, maybe he's not. but who knows? they might have a kid in a month.

okay. i was kidding. i meant, he might propose in a couple of years right? if the relationship goes incredibly and amazingly smooth.

anyway, i took the opportunity to interview him, you know, asking questions like WHAT THE HELL DO YOU SEE IN MY SISTER?

'oh come on! your sister is not so bad' that's what felicia would say.

but, who cares? i'm standing here, trying to look into this case of unexplainable phenomenon. this might be world class-issue.

well. he told me my sister is VERY sweet and VERY nice. i choked instantly when i heard that.

haha. i can use some comments here and i'm more than willing to post mr. lionel's picture.

http://www.friendster.com/rchion

nahh. i think it's better if you people see it for yourself?

Great things coming along.

things are going well these days.

like yesterday. grandpa asked me for help. something about rubbing his leg. he got this extreme swell in his feet.

of course i did. i'm a good boy.

while i was rubbing his feet, we has this talk which i think was quite comfortable.

fo the first time, he opened his mouth without 'knn' me.

anyway.

earlier, i went playin LAN with RAIN, xingjian, and foxy.

darn manchun. he stood us up!

oohh.

anyway. had a fun chat with the rest after gaming. it was great.

we relate all the way back secondary school days.

all the funny things. haha.

maybe i could post up some next time?

Am i stupid?

You're Pretty Stupid

You got 5/10 questions right! It's probably time to get your head examined. You hardly know left from right.

Are You Stupid?

gosh.

i'm stupid.

Heavenly mother's agent.

oh!

this post is dedicated to my faithful gardener, samicia gangee the brave whom i saved from drowning in a river.

earlier i went to stansfield to get my attendance.

then. then. then. then. then.

heavenly mother's agent was around.

and this time round, you know what? it's a guy! and he totally fits your criteria! oh. i even gave him 3 extra chops!

of course, he couldn't beat ashtray.

in fact, noone beats ashtray til now.

anyway, this fella lurks around the mrt station area, using his smile as his weapon to hold people captive!

and you know what happens.

so, what do you think??

i can do some background check on him, if you like.

Bloodsuckers.

first thing.

stansfield college is such a bloodsucker.

gosh.

a mere attendance slip for $367.5?! they might as well rob the bank

what the hell.

geez. let me explain.

you see. for a foreigner like me. to transfer school, i have to get my attendance from my previuos school, which is stansfield.

then. for that piece of paper. i have to pay?! what?! you use paper made from faerie trees?

british council didn't even cost me a cent!

geez.

i'm so troubled.

things at home aren't looking so good. but dad says it's under control.

no matter how much i see it, it's just not looking good.

does he have something up to his sleeve?

hope so. it somehow pains a little to see this happening.

Bored.

it's 71 days until the end of my perfect holiday.

my student pass is not yet done.

i still have to wait for another 2 weeks.

geez.

how terrible is that?

never mind.

things are not looking so good these days.

bored. bored. bored. bored. bored. bored.

gosh.

somebody asks me out!

standsfielders! what happened to BBQ?!

secondary school guys! what happened to chalet?!

goshh...

i'm so miserable.