Kiang Blog

gotta follow the trend!
u see people. lately, i've noticed some chained-questions and answers post being spread all around.

so. i thought it'll be cool if i create my own and start to pass it around!

here i go:

The standard thing. your name?
Dharfianto Srijaya Pedran Ardianto Kiang Wei Lun, Nah. just kidding. that was what i wanted. simply Dharfianto Kiang. wait. i think Khayden Prichard Kiang sounds cool too.

Age?
Heh. they say i look 20+. heh. thats so hurting. im 18 for god's sake.

How do you behave outside?
err. gals like me, guys hate me? lol. nah. they say im flirtatious. but i gotta emphazise on this. im just being friendly. and the guyr are simply jealous. LOL.

Ideal weight height n weight for you?
A reasonable 62 kilos and 175cm. i look like one of the ill-treated, overgrown children now.

Attached?
well. im not. but i have a darling. does that count? wait. i have darlings. i seriously dont think that counts. right?

Your close friends?
haha. its hard to list them. as long as i see at least once a week outside compulsory stuff. then u r one.

If you have to choose one, whos your best friend?
nah. i dont wanna talk about this. i'd rather eat some sausages.

Your closest gal friend in school now?
haha! she owns the feli city. and she's flawless. huh? still dunno? u stupid or what?

Your closest guy friend in school now?
The Great Anfransen Wijaya! Aww, sorry alan. but its a fact that u love tormentin me.

The smartest person you know alive?
Yeah, he's alive. LOL. No doubt, Chew Tyng Cheong. dont u e3 ppl agree?

Your ideal type of attractive gals?
Woo. Close call. seriously! but i have to go wif nicole swherzinger. haha. gotta clarify things. sex dont sells ok. (no, not rihanna! sry frans!)

Your ideal type of cute gals?
She's in my links! bixia! have alook! sorry senior! i was being honest!

Hates?
Those who always think they're right. even if they're right. yeah.

Likes?
To eat. haha. rings, cool hairstyles, food, dota, and girls.

The biggest mistake of your life?
yeah. i have one.

What is it then?
an action in the past.

Elaboration please?
its a 1 mark question. no elaboration is required.

ok. never mind about that. if u have 1 wish, what would u wish for?
err. wish for more wishes? or marry paris hilton? come on guys. she's loaded. LOL.

what are u afraid of?
i have acarophobia, gayraphobia(okay, i made this up.) i can withstand gays, but not when they start touchin. yeah. that goes the same for straight guys. which guy would wanna be molested by another anyway? oh. i forgot. i was talking bout them.

Your current goal?
Be a professional youtube director and has the account of course. i'll do whatever it takes. but, no betrayal of my ass. LOL.

Your dream?
Movie director. i'll still do whatever it takes. but absolutely and still. no betrayal of my ass. LOL.

What dont u like the most about urself?
My name.

Why?
hi, im blablabla, you are?
I'm Dharfianto
Pardon?
Dhar-fi-an-to
Huh? err.. again?
Nvm. just call me dharf.
You mean D-O-V-E? dove?
.... yeah.


What do u like most about urself?
err. im tired. can we do this next time?

ok then. see you again.

thanks.
its ready.
yeah. i was watchin videos at youtube. (gosh.. the directors make magnificent job.).
im seriously impressed.

then..

suddenly..

somekind of motivation surged in..

i have to do this..

i gotta start making my videos..

i have to..

the tools are ready.. what am i waiting for?

my actors and actresses..

stay by your phone..

im definitely ready..
Life ain't easy mann..
first thing! in a sudden, i seemed to have alot more friends. yeah. so cool. some r funny, some r smart, some r cool to hang out wif. haha. of course they're all friendly.

mock exams are around the corner. not really. its already at the edges. yeah. stressin. to add salt to wounds, heh. assignments is due. cant juggle wif time.

its like 5 days to mock exam. one database assignment due. gotta rush it. but no idea on how to continue. if only i can just type -unstuck. but that works only for dota i suppose.

enough bloggin here i think. the more u type, the more stressed i become. hah! ok then. till here!
its the 27th of november!
okay felicia! i rushed home for this straight u knw! be honoured. yeah, u ought to be. u stupid or what?

LOL. okay. forgive me my 'no-longer-equal'. i shuldnt be rude isnt it? gotta be more chivalrious here. yeah. yeah. i can never be.

went off wif fel n her friends for her bdae celebration. cant really rmb their name. but, i will try to name them.

well, michael? jasmine? sammi? simon? jeff? joo-yeon?

haha. think i got them all. proud of my self. i ought to be!

once again, well. went to party world. kinda embarassin. but things turned out well. haha. fine fine. i was being kinda anti-social? but some left early, some left soon afterwards.

down to me, michael, n feli. travelled 'qian li zhi wai' for tanglin mall to have dinner. heh. well, we did. and everythin turned great.

michael is such a nice chap,(though he looks kinda fierce sometimes). haha!

well. get to the real thing why im bloggin on such a special day.

what the hell is so special about today ur askin? heh. get this.

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY FELICIA!!
heh. nice shoutin.
well. kind of. fun? k-box wif poh heng, fransie boy, n ching ching. well. fun. poh heng, i mean da jie brought some liquor. haha. interesting.

got kinda high high and high half away. sang 'bu xue ji nian', we belong together, lai dian and bla bla bla. my usual duets. my usual wilber's.

well. fel. i think i saw ur ashtray u knw. yeah, the one where u.. 'oh my..'. but i was in a hurry to class. cant check him out for ya! we were late. of course chorhuat dont dare to scold us. poh heng was wif us! i mean da jie!

nvm about that. well. we were kinda preposterous i think. lol. passin around liquor during class. like nobody's business. heh. lucky i didnt take much. i might murder chor huat in unintentionally.

OK! OK! wif intentions? like givin us loads of work. cannot be.

gonna start the next half of the day. sry fransie and ching2. cant join u all. i have reasons and my plans!
what a light thursday..
well. hah. seriously. this thursday is definitely better than the rest. lets define a happy and nice thurday.

well. if jayanthi didnt burn a hole on ur face on sociology class? or sandra didnt say ur work is terrible. haha. that is cool. u un-stansfield people wont understand the plight we r in.

come come. let me explain. sandra and jayanthi is the top killers in stansfield college. who says females r weak? their prowess are known to have been deadly. so deadly. so highly lethal. killing gaze and razor sharp tongue.

trust me. dont mess wif them. if they happen to show their tattoo. aww. ur goners mann. pray hard. god bless ya.

hanged around the arcade wif frans and alan. yeah. my mates in class. played horribly. so embarassing. nvm about that. aww. its still embarassing.

did some markettin afterwards. ate some turkey in crackers. yeah. crackers. walked around PS. heh. wif who? of course its fel. well. cant really believe this. but we chatted for so so so long. about 2 hours plus i think.

anyway. saw chi yang. yeah. ng chi yang from superstar. how'd he look? one word. short.

well. my dear BFD. haha! im so honoured. very honoured. can u present me an award? and let me make my speech? that will be nice. heh.
one nice day.
the usual tiring morning was very much converted into a lovely day.

ah..
i can see butterflies flyin around the field..
birds singin happily on the trees..
the red sun hides in the cloud, feeling shy..
the morning breeze is enchanting..


*beep* *beep* *beep*
oh! what the.. damn it. im late. listen people. too much of beautiful dream is harmful to ur life.

yeah. its wednesday. sociology day. sigh. no seat. nvm. aww.
put up at the louis's A class wannabe group for time being.

what is louis A class wannabe ur askin? i dont know. the name just come out of no where.

well. class ended pretty soon. went to the gym wif frans. did all i could. heh. im drained totally. no breakfast. no lunch. only a snack. then, 2 hrs of gym. yeah. please pity me people.

but i received good news! the weighin scale said im 57.3 kilos. cool. im fatter now. by 0.3 kilos. its little, but an improvement isnt it? heh. dont be silly. 0.3 kilos is too little. u stupid or what? LOL. no offense.

did some marketin wif fel. yeah. we usually do our marketin on thursday. but today's was a special case. yeah. its fun. it has always been fun.

but. we met some people during the work. simon, dave n joo yeon. then yanz, ice, and sk. no. ice is a gal's name. no. sk is not skeleton king or sand king. its soo kim, i think.

they look at us with the... OOOOOOOO!!!! UR CAUGHT!! eye. nvm. lol. its not even the first time.

marketin: goin around PS especially in carrefour to walk around, n buy stuff.
one day of pure hardwork
huh. first thing. im sorry frans. i was very late. think u waited for about 1 hour. thanks for not throwin tantrums. hah. i know you wont.

well. had a fun arguement wif mc in the morning. nah. cant enclose it here. its private!

alan. disappointing. dropped a plane on us. hmm. but i believe in karma.(only this time) u will get ur retribution. heh heh.

did some serious economics work wif frans. yeah, its fun. frans is such a genius. heh. a kid that is a genius? how can that be? but its happening. god is unfair. yes. i know that.

played some dota and naruto. quite funny through-out the whole day. after that? i went to walk at carrefour. yeah. by myself. dont ask me why. haha. thats just me. i love supermarts and furniture retailers.

anyway. guys out there. when some gal said ur a chivalry or chivalrious. trust me. just smile and say thanks. act smart as if you know the meaning. then. go home n check. gals? pretend u didnt read this part.
PROVE YOU WRONG FELICIA! IM QUITE MATURED!



You Are 72% Gentleman



You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.

Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?






You Are 19 Years Old



Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.



13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.



20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.



30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!



40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?






You Are 67% Grown Up, 33% Kid



Congratulations, you are definitely quite emotionally mature.

Although you have your moments of moodiness, you're usually stable and level headed.

How Emotionally Mature Are You?
whoosh!
making this entry while listening to ting ma ma de hua! (it means listen to mom's words..) im feelin unusually filial. wads wrong wif that anyway?

had a busy day in school. did a fantastic evaluation test on lecturers! *cross fingers* heh heh! ur so doomed lecturers!

classes was fun. heck care statistics? it seems simple. learnt before if u ask me. who cares anyway?

celebrated jo's birthday. well. at burger king. aint that bad. a classical way of celebratin. yeah you're right. over a slice of cake that has strawberry on it. sigh. jo refused to let mi feed her.

went to check furnitures at PARK MALL after class with fel. classic. love them. but cant afford them. then went to the GIRAFFE to check their course meals. aint that bad. decent prices. might consider that place for a date.

oh. giraffe? its the cool restaurant opposite president's resident. yeah. the one by the shallow pool. cool? yeah.

well. stayed over in library afterwards. recruited dota members. victory assured. heh! crush the enemy's team! oh. fel was wif me. dave n simon too. nice chaps. kind of funny. a cool type of people to be around with.

need cash urgently. hope can raise it before its too late.
gee.. gotta start soon!
errm..

aww. woke up at 10.30am. still tired.. watched project superstar and some english show. then cant stand it. gotta go back to slp.

the sun is glarin at my face. its late. 2.45pm?! gosh. half of the day is gone. nvm then. carry on sleepin. LOL. juz kiddin.

went to brush. freshen up! okay! pour my self a drink.
then..
as i was pourin it.. *sneezes* (the water shakes vigorously)
*sneezes again* (half of the water gone)
yeah. i tend to do a double sneeze attack.

sigh. wad a bad day. nicole's here. didnt realize it. nvm..

had a tirin yesterday. urgh. gotta focus on sch work soon! and some other stuff of course! =P
DEDICATION TO BIXIA ANG PEILING!!
ok! bixia and peiling. thanks u very much for the be-lated birthday celebration! it was so 'surprising'! wahaha!

firstly, thks peiling! ur ingenious plan was flawless! but haha! kinda saw through it! so.. heh heh heh heh.. nvr mind! i really appreciate it!

secondly, thks bixia! haha! if ur presence is kept abit longer then i might not guess it! lol. how could u pop out of no reason and say things like "wah! wad a small world!". haha! nice try though!

well, like the green shirt alot! thks! really appreciate it! haha. but the plannin needs improvement! LOL! heh heh! jkjk!

THANKS!
my birthday party bbq pics!

by the bench! there are.. teowpoo! peilun! boonleong! and my bro!


alan! me! yikwang!


my big family! woohoo!



walau! peilun! whu y hide behind benson!!
okay, from left! there's alan! felicia! caiyan! weijie! enen! frans! me! poopoo! manchun! yikwang! yongwhee! boonleong! tzehui! fuyi! ...peilun.. benson! liucheng!



walau! why cant see u again, peilun?!! destroys the pic again!!


aww.. peilun(the only guy who didnt put his hand there.) destroys the pic!! all grp photos are destroyed by u!!


after makin cakes at east coast!
MY TEACHERS LOVE TO chunk STUDENTS
seriously. seriously. seriously. singapore govt need to send all their teachers, lecturers, and tutors for re-education. why?

im sry teachers. but i have to say this.

yeah. they may be the smart-assess of the whole society. but there is somethin i really must say. they love to try their students limits. push n push n push n push.

i think all of them kind had a meeting b4 givin us classes. of course, in that meetin, they will get together, plan when to giv one shot of chunky homework and make sure it has to be submitted on the same chunky day!

yeah. one chunky homework wont kill u. but its a diff thing if the chunky-ness comes in a group. yeah. HEEUUGGEE chunky. nasty eh? pour out from those CHUNKY peanut butter heeuuggee barrels. then grabs u, bounds u, suffocates u, choke u, and eventually stuff u inside out. eeee..

just think about it. ur given 17 econs questions, 4 essay length sociology questions, plus 3 sets of IS assignments to don within a week. can u take it?

there's no way u can survive the huge chunky waves. unless ur name is anfransen wijaya. if not, no chance mann. dont even bother to try. seriously. huh. gotta remove the chunky thing from my feet. gotta go!
i was electrified!!
gosh! gosh! gosh!

juz a coupl of hours ago i was in ngee ann polytechnic. watchin the NRA danzation show. seriously, i love it.

of course from the name, its a dance show. wow. the show seems to have triggered somethin in my brain. gave me electric shock nonstop!!

the girls was hot, the guys was cool!

they danced to songs like
1.My Humps (exact moves as fergie)
2.Promiscuos (nasty..)
3.Toxic (even nastier..)
4.Crazily in Love (even even NASTIER...)
5.SOS
6.Because of You (oh felicia! dont u wish ur there?)
and many more!!

other than that!
they have singin sessions too! of course they sang well. professionals ok? even daphne koo was there. (yeah, she was one of the dancers)

i cant recognize wad the guy was singin, but the gal was solo-ing ai de zhu da ge by elva and zheng yi zhi yan bi yi zhi yan by jolin.
of course dance and sing at the same time! the same moves of jolin! i can recognize the moves!

the most admirable thing was the grand finale!
their moves took my breath away. send shockwaves through-out my brain, and burns me!!
guys! its a very very very very very good show! haha. too bad u missed it!
touched!
wow. woke up quite early this morning.. then.. my sis went out of the room. takin out stuff from the fridge. wonder what she is tryin to do.

of course, i asked her. her hideous face told me somethin. i didnt hear. so i just turned.

then, 3o mins later. wah! seems that my mum has instructed her to cook me mee sua, its my chinese bdae today!! and served hot wif 2 red eggs!

thought the whole bowl looks slimy. hmm. the taste wasnt that bad. haha.

aww. my sis then told me mum asked her to cook it for me. i have to eat that stuff no matter what. aww. so touched!!
some pics to be posted!!
FIRST OF ALL! this is my 100th post!!

OK! once again.. haha. happy birthday peiling! see? i wish u so many times!


Taken wif: Starting from left,
(Priscilla, Carol, Peiling, Bixia, Xinyi)
(Me, Quanzhi, Tzehui)




This picture looks as though its taken in chinese new year. i wonder why.
haha. i looked happy in that pic. i wonder why. hmm.
i had a great day!
heh heh! thurdays has nvr been better! got my com back, sandra didnt kill me, jayanthi didnt shoot me! what more can i ask for?!

ok well. things are goin really well!! first thing. ok peiling! i knw i wished u birthday b4. but let me do it again!! happy belated birthday! haha.

went around PS with fel after sch. doin her mummy a favor. haha. repairin her beloved watch was the intial plan. then we end up at carrefour buyin peanut butter and sausage. haha. then wandered around.

wanderin and fel munches on her cheesy pork sausage frankfurt thingy. while i eat my traditional fishcake blended wif 101 spices and fried til golden brown. (relax people, there is no such fishcake)

then sat down at carl's JR. i love their food. but the beef chilli cheese fries is a disappoinment. fel said it contains ammonia. lol. the name sounds so cool! haiz.

yeah. after the romantic dinner wif her? went home lar of course.
so long didnt blog!!
im sorry bout the extreme late posts.

well. i was so busy studyin!

lol. lol. lol.

things are goin well for these days i must say.
1.last friday night. we(we simply means me, tze hui, bx, sh, xy, and their poly friends) went to peiling's hse and ambush her! it was a perfect plan made by my seniors i think. haha. then stayed around her hse til like almost 2am. had lots of fun of course.

2.last saturday night. went to k-box with the gals. (by the gals i mean bx, xy, sh , and pl) yeahh. had fun singin wif them. of course i was the audience most of the time. i must say all of them has nice voices! so much better then my darlings! recorded some vid. might post it up if i obtain the permission!

3.yesterday.went to check the o school. oh. they have nice name cards. so i took one for myself. the instructor seems friendly. might consider joinin. haha. gotta psycho frans and alan!

4.just now. 13 people went to lunch together. well. i wonder if its only me or wad. but things dont seems to go on well. hmm. separation like wad ranjit said? i think i have to agree.

ok!! finally! tze hui is officially sold to our richest lady in singapore!
she is none other than our ms. Nicole Nirmala Van Kristen 'O' Jian Phallange!
please collect ur price b4 the 9th of nov at my house.
where? u knw where is it. u comes visitin everyday isnt it?

anyway. happy birthday nicole! ur not teenager anymore! wahahaha!
i retract my blog
okay. about yesterday's bbq. might be disappointed abit. but not everythin is bad right? haha.

before that. thanks to frans for the nice encouragement and advice? i mean the adult type frans..
cant rmb? it was the changin myself thing. haha. rmb?

ok.the whole issue of the bbq was that. i was covered with
1.Coca Cola (sry mimi. we wasted quite a few cans of coke)
2.Flour
3.Honey
4.Honey Baby Octopus's sauce
5.Whipped cream and cakes
6.A bit of sand and mud
7.Sweat
8.Lemon Tea

aww. my new flesh imp shirt.. u guys are gonna pay for the things u did. grr.
WATCH OUT

i have some pics though. gonna post it up soon..
wow. im not rich, felicia.
no, im not.

P.S. hey anfransen wijaya chua. a short message for u. Thks and fel juz said that ur an ENIGMA.
dont understand? ask ur dearest RUNIMA. (it rhymes)
k-box pics


















happy birthday to me..
well. everythin seems quiet now. its always like this. i mean. whenever i was goin to host a bdae party. somethin else would definitely disappoint me. its kinda depressin.

got my dearest vid cam.. quite touched that weijie actually made me a personal birthday card.. gto some nice gifts, and some.. well.. fine gifts??

haha. still feelin empty.. haha. oh ya.

special thanks to: dad for the magnificent present!
weijie for the self-made card!
nic and bro for the nice t-shirt!
nov for the incredible jacket!
the 8 guys for the.. well.. wallet.
ah mah for the creative ang bao..

thanks to: yanz, nov, fel, nic, bro, frans, alan, shuhong, bixia, peiling, and more ppl!(sry if i forgot anyone else. i forgot.) thanks for the nice sms wishes!!