criticism

hi ppl. its been weeks since i last blogged! dont wory im nt dead! due to some circumstancs, i have decided to change my blog into something more general. something more interesting. criticisms..
ok! be proud keith*! ur the 1st one im gonna criticise! actually i dont hold much grudges against u. its just what u did yesterday pissed us all. yes, its us, not me.
lets review the whole story!
on tuesday night, i received a message. i wondered who it was. its keith. then i saw something quite nonsensical(there's no such word in the dictionary, so kids, dont use it in ur essay!
hey, friday play bb?
ok people. th code is indecipherable?
let me help.
hey is in hooliganism meaning hello
friday is ur monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday , and OH YA! there u go! its friday!
play simply means play(dont get it? let me explain, juz click the tiny orange box on top right hand corner, yeah! the 1 wif the cross. there u go!)
bb is not big breast. dun be horny people. its baskeball.

so from here. u shld get it now. he is askin us to play the holy game from NBA.
ALL OF US WAS LIKE.. WHAT THE HELL.
anywae, he hasnt been on bb sessions for weeks, or even months.
so? we went to the game.
10 people stood there waiting. u knw wad? he didnt turn up!
wah! fine then. he must have some good excuse up on his sleeve!
during the game, at 9.30pm.
sry, i fall asleep on the sofa
tats the message i received from our dear keith.
need explaining? i wont bother.
it literally meant tat he fell asleep.
we cant even be sure if its true.

later in the night he dares to ask us if we have any plans for the mid-autumn festival.
he thinks by just telling us he fell asleep solves the bloody problem.
keuith. are you looking? call this number 1900-112-fuck ur ass.
u nid to attend some character building class. go!
huh.
ur so wrong keithy boy.
ur just unwilling to change
ur planly beyond cure.
woosh. (i feel so uch better now)
its ok keithey boy. we will forgive u someday.

*name has been changed to protect individual's identity.

Stunned.

god god... the usual 3 tutorials are higly poisonous.. it feels like being prata crush by a group of keths. i was totally stunned... it was like venom spreadin thrpugh my head!(which will nvr happens, enom dun spread thru out ur head.) ohh, anywae.. programming.. i spent 1 hr figurin hw to write the pseudocode( pseudocode are simple english structures written b4 we go ahead n write in java).. and in the end.. well.. i onli managed to get 1st part out of 6 parts im supposed to do.. the lecturer was so disappointed.. haha.. i onli understand when he shows the ans.. (well, it has always been like this)

economics was torture.. its true i understood.. but.. sandra kept tellin me: u muz buck up kiang, u muz huh! muz revise..oh god.. other than tat, she keeps thinkin there is somethin funny goin on.. and she keeps askin and askin and askin.. wad culd it be? i dun even knw it myself.. i didnt knw i was so far back from the class.. well, at the very least i managed to catch up... i think..

sociology.. ppl say sociology is social science.. and im addin something to tat.. sociology is a social science, attendin sociology is a social suicide! the theories.. the research methods.. my heartbeat slowed down everytime the lecturer writes somethin on the board. when she asks question, i can feel her aura pressin me.. i gt squashed like a pancake by the end of the class..

Here's some nice pics

i like this baby's face. looks like the ju-on's brother.

Affairs! what my wife loves.

haha. what surgery is tat? maybe i can help. juz *pierce* *gut* *rips* and there u go! as gd as new!!

Start afresh! but..

ok! today marks the start of my new life! well,(actually its ytd). anywae, im doin stuff tat is more useful nw? well, ppl might nt notice it.. haha.. then, durin one my class, im totally ruined! my lectuere asked me in front of the class.. "where is the gal hu always sit beside u in the library"? i was speechless.. totally. then she asked again.. her name is * rite? (name has been censored to protect identity of victim)haha.. quite disasterous? my sec life is kinda comin back.. (no! im nt a flirt!) haha.. ok, i gotta do some work now.. and head for louis, vishal, and frans.. hmm.. anywae, readers, i gt things to clarify here. we r perfctly innocent!(i mean me n the girl hu must nt be named.)
anywae, her expression was undescribable. she was sayin"i cant believe this!" with her eyes! hmm.. well.. wad am i supposed to say, im nt the source of trouble this time..
haha..
oh ya! i gt new ideas for my production nw! heh heh.. ppl around me, u all best watch out!!!

Unfaithful

yo yo!! actually im supposed to b doin my IS assignment.. but... err.. haha.. im bloggin!! anywae.. i have somethin i wanna discuss!!!
ok!! just now i watch this tv show,, hmm... its called big man small man if translated into chinese directly!! anywae, there is this guy rite.. his wife wans to go east then his mum wan go west! when they both nag, scold, probe firther for his choice.. wow.. ADMIRABLE!! he simply put his hands behind his head and shout: i dont want anything! i dont want this family anymore! 2 of you keep forcing me! and press me! what the hell do you want!! you want to drive me crazy ar!!! (im sorry, the way i re-phrased it seems abit singlish). anywae.. wahh..
this is the 1st time i ever feel contented after a tv show.. it feels like you just wiped off orlando bloom's smile from his face! its superb! yeah!
ohya! my wife.. shes having an affair!! hw could she?!! tat half baked potato pie woman!! hw could she do tat to me!! (oh ya.. u dunno hu is it? nvm, stupid.) urgh.. you ppl shuld c hw she smirk! tat smirk can burn a hole in my face!! she appears to be too friendly, and even.. wahh.. i cant bear to say it.. she is in love with the.... well, its the u knw hu. those interested can always tag n ask. im sure there will be free explainations.
ohh.. he is not hitting on you!, oh he is! oh he is not! oh he is! well, im nt so sure.. i dont wanna giv u false hope! heh heh..

start of sch.

i somehw realised i have stopped bloggin frequently.. well.. there is no particular reason to that. just tat my com faints any second. and also the fact that im quite busy wif my life and wife(haha).. wow.. i just realised im quite a flirt in sec sch??
haha..
alot of things happened. some disappointin, some shocking, and some worryin. i cant help it. but.. wahh.. anywae.. i have this feeling tat my feet is somehw splitin. i can feel the pain comin n goin.. its kinda hard to put that feeling into words.
haha..
all my friends are havin holiday.. n im kinda stuck here dumbly.. urghh.. i wan some sunlight pls? gotta rush assginments, hw.. im kinda sick of it already.. having the thoughts of my unreasonable you-know-who is sickenin.( u dunno? i blogged bout him quite sometime ago.)
hmm..
anywae. the impt thing is this.. im posting a question up here. and... pls ans me!!
here it goes: AM I A FLIRT?
haha.. biased people r prohibited to participate.(yes im talkin bout u, felicia!! and yanz too!)

sory for not bloggin!!

its been 7 days n i onli hav 1 entr within the week.. aha! anyway! wen for a splendid bbq late night! well, the start was quite a disaster.. its like this.. we agreed to meet at 12.30.. but.. i arrived at 12.40.. n u knw wad? only weijie reached!!! ok.. waited for another 10 mins.. reasonable enuf.. ben arrived.. i called the bitch then, thinkin of somethin..
as expected! the bitch thought we r supposed to meet at 1.30.. geezz.. wad a loser..
anywae.. we onli leave dhobi gaut at 2.. wad an achievement!
haha..
as we reached.. wow.. nice beach.. nice wind.. there's a nice tower beside our pit.. great.. we played volleyball, some dice game, 'cai quan' wif terrible penalties.. haha(yanz n fel, u will b so dead if u play wif us!) lol..
haha..
anywae, gals.. frans was there!! this part of story shuld keep u gals occupied! frans was cyclin all along all along all along! n he is a great firestarter!(as in startin he fire, not tat we burn in as firestarter). he is so busy helpin out! wow! such a rare n fine bred of guy! come pn gals! get him! eh? wait a minute! he is already mine! heh heh heh heh..
another disturbin part of the bbq.. the k** x*** j*** walked on us! wad a spoilsport!! arghh!! he deserves to be hooked, dismember, rot, hook again, dismember again, and rot til death!! arghh!!! go and spend the rest of ur life praying to ur ancestors!!!(tp, ben heard the same thing! u bitch! u nvr went for ancestor thing! u didnt come on 8th coz u went for ur friend's bbq! u said it wif ur big mouth ur self!! im f***** disappointed!)
haha..
ok.. other than the bitch! during the night.. haha.. great fun! entertainin! u ppl shuld have seen rob n alvin's campfire!(so called- shaman's fire?) u seemed to be doin some kind of ritual..(hope its for cursin tat b**** and bring him back!) anywae, the most excitin part.. the fire actualy exploded! wow.. scary..
we spent the rest of the night cyclin, chattin, n stuff.. overall.. a successful bbq! (well, other than leavers..) anywae, frans n jieshen.. hope u enjoyed it!