Waa.. Tired..

ok! went for a talk today! i tot hw impt was tat talk! rubbish!! heh heh.. anywae.. felicia, yanz, and mojo jojo forced me to dance today.. i did!(by the dance i mean DDR..) after the dance, my legs is juz like wobbly french fries!! omg.. its killin me..
I went to find the guys onli at 9pm.. reached there.. sat a while.. and the bball session was over!! haha!! i heard a surprising fact today! CTC told me he visits my blog frequently!! (waa.. so cool.. im very honoured! haha!) if ur readin this entry, CTC, dont fail ur A lvl! haha.. juz a gentle reminder! haha! i knw u can do it!!(muz be better than tat cat!)
ok!! due to popular demands, chapter 2 will continues anytimes soon!! haha.. sry gals! no time to write it today.. as u knw im too tired due to the heavy dancing! haha!! anywae.. stay there til i completed the next chapter!

Our title!!

wahahaha! muhahaha! from todae onwards, i have become someone powerful! fel, me, yanz, n boss have earned ourselves a cool title!
-Dark Guardian of the Frozen Sea(mine! muhaha!)
-Lady Felicia of the Olive Forest Elves(nid i say mmuz? its felicia's)
-White Angel of the Rainbow Gates(yeahh.. yanz's..)
-Senior Archangel of the Greying Elderly(...........)
haha.. i think i prefer felicia's title! afterall, i came up wif it!! when next time we go into combat my ally wil sure die 1st.. hw ar?can imagine the scene nw....

'Muhahaha! u elderly! Have a taste of my divine chicken wings!'(yanz)
*throws 100 honey bbq chicken wings!*
*block, block, block!*(blocked wif the 278 elderly stances)
(Injured)
'Not so easy, u choco addict...' (boss)
(Faints)
(Then, Lady Felicia flies in from the sky..)
'Oh my gracious god, who dares attack my senior!'(felicia)
(Forms 12 diff seals with her hands and..)
(PUFFFF!)
(Brown leaves flew with the wind and..)
(A band of elvish warriors armed wif 1.5litre bottled coke appeared)
'Fight for me, my brave warriors!'(felicia)
'Wohohoho, this is juz a small trick, watch and learn u little lady!'(yanz)
(Chanted her powerful spells and..)
(Holy light shined upon the ground, and millions of pixies appeared with pizzas..)
(All the elves perished within minutes..)
'Now, witness the end u powerless lady!'(yanz)
(Raises her hand onto the sky...)
'I shall make u fall in love wif ur senior, Little lady!'(yanz)
(Felicia began to be affected by her enchantments)
(Then..)
(Shards of ice appeared in a circular motion and..)
'Who dares lay a finger on my ally, the FeliFeliFelicia!'(me..haha)
'Bleah.. i juz did!'(yanz)
'Grrr.. Yanz! dont make me keep ur wallet and ur handphone!'(me)
'Bah! Try me u weakling! i hav my choco boost!(yanz)
'Then face my wrath, Dark Guardian of the Frozen Sea'(me)
(I formed 200 diff seals within 2 seconds)
(A huge hamburger appeared and squashed the white angel)
'Urghh! Arghh! Spare me great Lord!' (yanz)
'No! For u have insulted my FeliFeliFelicia! (me)
(Forming another seal, preparin to finish her)
'Wait Friend! Lets juz spare her! Its wrong to kill!' (felicia)
'But, we wil keep her wallet n phone! and make her dance para2'(felicia)
'Ok then! i shall spare ur life'(me)
..............................
To be continued! haha! the next chapter wil be continued on the next few post!

So sorry YANZ! (i promise..)

Yanz got extremely, damn, obviously angry todae!! its bcoz me n boss kept her wallet secretly(nice teamwork!! rite under felicia's flat nose!!)(jkjk!)but when she found out, her face turned blacker than charcoal..woooo.. scary!! her expression cant be described.. her eyes created fear into us straight away!
I kept thinkin she's goin to take a knife and chop me into pieces!! i bet boss felt the same pressure!! hmm.. then boss suggested buyin her something to extinguish the fire! luckily, the forecast prediction was gd.. we gt her an angel keychain! sunny days came soon!! next time pick felicia as target! heh heh.. ur so dead felicia!! hahaha!! then yanz hw?(fel muz be askin this..) okoklar.. i will stil play pranks on her, but lesser! heh heh..
Hey, get this! (life without pranks is suicide to me!)

Cold.. Heavy..

Shoot! i caught a cold.. FATAL.. omg.. its 5am in the morning.. n i woke up due to my countless sneezings.. (sneezes).. i was ok earlier.. (by earlier i meant 10 at night) izzit because of the air conditioning? i used to be ok.. maybe my evil bro kinda turn it colder til i cant stand it?? (we gt lousy blankets) trust me, VERY thin blanket! oh my.. nw i cant slp, i guess bloggin is my onli choice.. in 30mins, my sis(novia the gorgeous ah lian, eeee).. i shall dominate her blanket and slp then.. SHOOT! wad do i do nw?(sneezes)urghh.. i hate this!! this sucks! if its ok, i wan a mug of hot milk, or milo.. feeling very cold nw.. but.. WAHAHAHA!(sneeze) i will survive!!(sneeze)

First day of school!

hmm.. first day of sch!!crawl away from bed at 8.15am.. crept to the bathroom and came out fresh n new! get all the necessary stuff n here i come stansfield! class started at 9.30am.. and all ended at 3.30pm! haha.. but the whole day was kinda tiring.. i did tonnes of stuff todae..
1.I paid full attention to economic class (proud!)
2.I gave my all in information system class! (even prouder!)
3.I died in maths 1 class! (proudest!)
haha!! maths 1 is too tough for me.. hmm.. but i wil try my best!! haha!! hmm.. maybe i shuld start revision nw? haha.. gd idea!! heh heh..(wait lar.. 5 more mins).. after class me, yanz, felicia, n boss went to popular to get some stationaries.. yanz turned kinda mad!! haha.. when we lost sight of boss, she searched for him in a comic book!! yes.. a comic! so i joined in! i sticked my head into the shelves callin his name.. after we all finished.. we went home!! haha.. short but tiring day..

Fatal!!

haha.. things are gettin madder by the second!! i sat on mybed at 11pm.. n i got out of my bed at 1am, which is nw.. hahazz.. for the past 2 hrs i have been readin a book.. its called FATAL SEDUCTION 2.. haha.. seriouss!! but dont get wrong idea.. the title is so diff wif wad u can think of rite nw!! i finished the whole book in 2 hrs.. heh heh.. its bout 2 to 3 cm thick.. nice story, bit RA though.. okok.. i shuld be turnin in nw!! gettint ready for my big day in 8 hrs!!!

Getting older, fuyi!!

wahaha.. a very boring sunday!! i watched desperate housewives 3 hrs straight.. nice show.. but gets boring by episodes.. hmm.. maybe i shuld take up a sport! haha.. if i realli do miracle might happen! heh heh.. anywae, i wont crap much on today.. cozz.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FU YI!! and yes! he is the guy wif lame excuses i mentioned earlier!(1st few posts)

haha.. another guy in the gang turns 18.. dun really knw wad to get him.. but the first thing is.. i think fuyi himself dont wanna go out wif us!! i juz feel tat way.. i wonder y.. its like evrytime we asked him to hang out wif us, he will choose to refuse n giv us lame excuses.. aiyazz.. enuf of bloggin today.. something juz doesnt feel rite today..

Wahaha!! Im crazy!!

"i dont wan to play dota anymore" and "tats the end of dota of me, knn".. haha! tats wad weijie said when we finished our 2hrs dota session.. haha.. things turn out unexpectedly!! haha.. i bet u can guess wad happens.. oh ya! mc was playin wif us too! okok enuf bout tat.. sum1 might be sharpenin his knife while readin this!!
Gd news! i hav a new phone!! haha.. nokia 3250!! heh heh.. cool.. actually i bought it 1 week ago.. juz forot to announce.. heh heh.. this phone have driven me crazy!! woohoo!! u knw wad? while listenin to songs in my phone..(i used the cool earpiece)
At first, my fingers tapped, flicked, and snapped ferociously.
Then. i began shakin and twitchin my feet.
Soon, i was noddin my head in repetition.
And finally, i shake my head crazily.
And yes, i did tat on the bus n mrt i took on my way home from yishun!
haha!! im feeling so high nw!! heh heh.. i can hear the beat..( nt my hearbeat, the music's) its so cool!!! SO COOL!! wahaha!! *twist!*

Unreasonable

Waa!! im gettin abit mad here! today i woke up at 12.. my eyes were damn red this morning..(i gt bloodline limit sharingan!) showered, and had brunch.. then i sat in front of the com.. believe it anot.. i watched naruto til now!!(wif a 20mins break in between).. the show triggered my emotions today.. haha.. within the 20++ episodes i watched, i almost almost cried.. very touchin.. hahazz.. hmm.. My grandpa is gettin more and more absurd.. u knw why? i tell u why..
-if i switch on the room's light, he scolds me for electricity bill.. but then if i nvr turn it on, he says i wanna be blind..(its in the afternoon wif windows open for god's sake!)
-he says drink cold water will kill me.. (yeah rite..)
-he wants me to come home at 8 for dinner..(sayin the food gets cold afterwards..) so i was like.. hello? maid finished cookin at 6..after 2 hrs the food still warm?
-he says one day can onli change to a set of cloths once..(morning bath once, wad bout the night?)
-he scolds me vulgarities if he dont understand my explaination..(knn, lp n bla bla)
-he said the reason i cant get into poly is because im stupid n dun work hard enuf.. he dun even giv me a chance to explain wad happened..(Im quite pissed wif him! as if i didnt work hard! i believe my result is better than some poly students now!!)
Luckily im patient enuf.. i dont argue wif him like my sis do.. no point doin tat because he will use his favorite line 'im ur grandfather! hw can u talk to ur grandpa like tat?!'.. or he will call my dad n complains.. then my dad wil be in diff position.. believe me, i've seen worst case scenarios like this happened at home..
HOW I WISH I CAN MOVE OUT SOON!!

Its the 21st of June!

haha.. I went out wif boss, yanz, fer, n enen today!! we went kbox for k lunch.. hmm.. cheap but lousy lunch.. seriousy, their beef steak sucks..(the meat has more fats).. saboh yanz n fer to sing!! haha.. i purposely picked lots of song for them in one huge row!! heh heh.. but then i myself find trouble.. picked 9 songs straight.. all by wilber pan!!(my god.. the rapping part can kill me)
Anywae.. yanz n fer spoiler!!(they're gonna 'shoot' me wif their mouth when they read this) they went off earlier.. sadly fer.. i wanted to dance for u.. heh heh.. cool rite? n i wanna sing for yanz too.. but u 2 left too early!! haha.. too bad so sad!
Then then.. i stuck wif the demon enen n boss.. once again i kena trashed like hell..(i mean tekken)next i played the huge drum game wif demon n boss..(gt naruto's song!) hmm.. during these few hours.. i kept foolin wif demon.. haha! i kept askin her 'enen, ni shi bu shi tao yan wo?'
Oh ya! i saw nicky hilton in cine today.. 'she' calls me bitch the moment 'she' saw me.. haha.. rude but funny i think..(nicky hilton is nicholas lim).. tat chinese ang moh guy.. rich boy wif looks.. hmm.. but attitude prob! gals i advise u to avoid him! haha..
okok! last thing! hey Peilun.. i didnt forget u! dont worry! i didnt forget u!! HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY! FINALLY A MAN NOW!! congrats!! peilu is my buddy from sec sch..(in case u wonderin) very 'gentleman'.. and.. overall.. great guy! gals! get him!! once again.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!

Chronicles of roaches

Woohoo!! everyone!! miss me?? u don't?! dun bluff!!(u knw u miss me.. u knw u do..!!) ok cut tat out!! but there muz be sum1 hu misses me rite?? haha.. anywae.. these 4 days in indonesia are cool! hmm.. but sum bad things happened though.. like wad i mentioned in the the last post(my little bro retained) and bla bla bla.. to add in the horror.. Indonesia has more cockroaches then singapore.. omg.. let me tell u this one section of wad i experienced..
It happened in the night.. again, the main characters are me n my sis(novia).. we were in the kitchen bakin cake for father's day..(nah, i wasnt lazyin around.. i was helpin her but wif my eyes..) then gt this huge insect dashed out from the fridge(as in under).. novia shouted like mad cow(as usual..) i was so shocked i ran to one corner of the kitchen(of coz, the furthest the better) then my 'uncle'(i call male older than me in the family by a generation: uncle) came in.. he stepped on the cockroach straight away..(bare-footed) i knw.. ewwww.. he picked it up n threw the monster into the bin. as he left, the second monster emerged.. a bigger cockroach than earlier.. (urghh!) novia shouted again like mad cow.. omg.. stab my ear.. i ran for my life as thinkin the roach has poisonous sting..(hey, instead of run, i jumped out of the kitchen) then came back wif my number 1 weapon.. (insecticide spray)its useful! in times of desperation, i dun spray wif it, i bash wif it.. (tats y i call it my ultimate weapon) heh heh.. but when i came back its gone.. GOD DAMN IT! i hate to have 'gone cockroaches' around me!! it may appear on my feet or worst, under my feet.. wad can i do? i guarded the room while my sis continued pokin the cake wif her finger nails.. to my dismay.. another one came out.. im sure its nt the same one.. its way much bigger this time.. novia shouted again like mad cow!! then threw sandals at it.. missed.. and its disappeared?(i mean the cockroach) wad the.. GOD, I HATE MISSING COCKROACHES!! anywae.. i lost track of them.. n i hid in my room for the next few hours.. sometimes i think that cockroaches has the ability to be invisible.. omg.. hw i wish i have *byakugan* (white eyes) those hu dunno wad is byakugan.. its simply eyes tat can c great distances and through objects as in trees, walls..(nt cloths)..

Late Posts..

opss.. i took 10 minutes to get to this page mann.. indonesia's internet sure sucks.. anywae. im in indo nw.. lots of stuff happened.. hahazz.. first thing.. bout 2 daes ago, when i was still in singapore.. it happened in middle the night.. waa.. terror.. its was bout 3am, me n my sis was watchin she's the man in my living room..(dvd lar of coz).. then.. gt this black colour stuff landed on the wall wif a 'splat' sound.. i couldnt tell wad it is until i switched on the light.. when i did..
OMG.. ITS A F****** COCKROACH!! mann, i ran to the kitchen seekin refuge.. my sis too.. but but.. we came later wif a bottle of insecticide in my hand.. my sis was armed wif a sword(made of newspaper).. i started sprayin the BEAST(but wif long range, i dun wan it on my face) it started flyin around the room.. when my sis was prepared to strike.. it disappeared!! weird huh?! we continued watchin the show. but i was quite afraid!! i looked around the room while watchin the show.. but strangely.. it nvr came out... i swear!! i will spray it to death!!!

next is wad happened in batam!! sum1 has broken the 'kiang's family record' in education.. MY LITTLE BRO GT RETAINED IN PRIMARY SCHOOL!! I MEAN PRIMARY 3!! QUITE SHAMEFUL THOUGH!! okok.. nvm.. we gave him hell for that!! haha.. esp me n my sis(as in novia tat ah lian) we like dun let him follow us around.. scared of being infected by his stupidity.. haha!! heh heh.. he will like gave us those sulk face n innocent look.. my sis(novia lar!! still ask which sis!!) suddenly becum soft hearted..heh heh.. but i told her' hey butch, u will nt be greeat parent' heh heh.. okok lar.. gtg soon.. sry for too long entry this time.. bye!!

Sentosa!

Haha! i went to sentosa with Boss, Mandy, Felicia, Caiyan, Shaila, and Josephine today!! it was so fun!! Lots of stuff occured!
This is the list of stuffs that happened!
-Me n Felicia controlled our 'powers' so it doesn't hurt mankind!
-Boss, Yanz, and me pushed and dragged felicia into the water!(a minor sacrifice for a life threatenin photo!)
-Lumps of sand landed on everyone's head!
-Two 'tortoises' drifted to beach!
-Felicia found her type n flirted!
-Delicious skippy sandwiches were served!
-Our very own version of What's Left Of Me and Hips Don't Lie were created!
-A shark, sea lion, and crocodile came n drag ppl by ankle and wrist into the sea.
Tat's bout it!! haha!! it's been a long time since i swam in the sea.. Hello e3 ppl!! u gt me?? when then can we swim in the sea? Even some gals here nt scared dirty lehz!!(u knw i mean who lar hor?)
Our version of the song we sang:
(What's Left Of Me [Edited] by Nick Lachey)
Watch his life pass him by, in the 'review' (huh?), 'reveal?'(no!) rearview mirror,
Pictures frozen in time are becoming clearer,
He don't wanna waste another day, stuck in the 'middle' of his mistake..
(YEAHH~)
Coz he wants to, and he feels you, growing underneath of his skin..
Like a hunger, like a burning
To find the place i've never been,(originally is 'blablablabladada been')
(Emphasize)
NOW HE' BROKEN AND HE'S FADING..
He's no longer the man he would be, you can't have what's left of him..
Note:
Felicia is supposed to help me sing this song so i can win Yanz's heart? (Impossible when she thinks of putting me and Felicia together.. haha!)

I gt weird friends..

ok!! gt 1 weird situation here!! i gt this 2 gal (space) fren yanz n fer..
(yanz is a gal wif depression but smiles if we feed her 'heroin')
(while fer is the gal who speaks 'beautiful english' and dance as 'well' as shakira) (yeah rite..)
they're weird!! as i said b4.. gals r weird(MY THEORY!)!! when we talked in msn, yanz will sae she wanna shoot her love arrows at me n fer (i took out my shield and blocked but fer died of the shot..) at this time fer will disappear from the world! then when yanz n me argue, fer will suddenly appear n take advantage of the situation!! haha.. she will do things like.. (sound effect, or or echoes..) or (the love birds are at it again..)
anywae, when yanz left the conversation, she ended the talk wif " hey, mr.D i help u pull strings wif fer" and fer will sae " Hey dharf, i teach u hw to woo yanz!" she will create a very 'romantic' atmosphere AND she ask me sing a song to yanz.. What's Left Of Me by Nick Lachey i suggested.. muz emphasize on the im fadin part!! hahazz.. wad shuld i do? heh heh heh.. weird gals rite? maybe i shuld juz follow what they sae, n c wad happens next!
i bet the're gonna kill me when they read this! haha!! im nt afraid! coz im GANDHARF (tats wad fer call me) from LOTR.. n Gollum id in love wif me..(eww)

Hanged out wif the guys todae..

Went to pl hse to play todae!! gt mc n weijie came by a bit later.. we wanted to go out earlier.. but.. weijie said he wants to analyse the soccer bettin stuff.. u knw.. to check which country gt higher probability of winnin.. omg, these analysin thing can kill me.. knock me out in 10mins.. pl cant stand it too.. (i think..)but u knw wad? in the end weijie said ' leave the rest to god..' 'y even analyse?'
We went for dinner afterwards.. ate rice.. n quite disgusted by weijie's way of eatin veggie.. (eww) he chew one end of the veggie n leave behind the other half.. when i said he looks like a cow, he say he is rabbit.. (bhb..)
a small, cuddly, n cute animal.. HW CAN IT BE COMPARED TO A GORILLA LIKE HIM?! I BET XIAOXING WOULD AGREE WITH ME! ohh.. hohoho.. tat was so rude of me.. BUT WHO CARES?! HE IS A COW! A GORILLA! DONT BELIEVE ME?! ASK ANYONE IN THE GANG! I MEAN E3 GANG!!
ok anywae.. after tat.. we went to play dota.. 3 rounds!
won 2 lost 1.. okok lar.. quite fun..
nw? im already at hm.. chattin wif fer n yanz.. we gt each other sum nicks
Yanz- Fried chicken wing angel wif lemon tea
Fer- (Originally, coz it sounds too powerful) Ultimate onion ring sorceress but changed from wobbly french fries to pork chicken ramen weakling..
Me- cute apple pie! Nah! juz kiddin.. im cheeky burger devil..
i wil cont to chat wif them nw! next time then fill up the page!

(anywae, after countless analysin, togo is trashed by s.korea 1:2! weijie lost.. haha.. god is nt on ur side!!)

K-box, shoot, rest n shoot again!!

wahaha! sang wif boss, mandy, n yanz at kbox today! I didnt sing much though! mostly pick songs then throw it at boss n yanz! haha! so evil of me! i kept clickin on songs n make them sing! after kbox, we went to far east to shop! nt realli shop! tats wad yanz said 'shop'.. huh? i think we juz float around the plaza! hahazz.. playin wif any stuff we can c..
Soon, we gt tired n rested at lido.. sat there for 1 whole hr.. chit chit chat chat.. mandy laughed like at tat time(i wonder y? after i mentioned playin wax-drippin..) hu knws? gals r weird.. they laugh at everythin! izzit? guys! u all agree wif me?(bah, wadeva!) went to P.S afterwards.. boss n mandy wanted to shoot at zombies! (nah, i dun mean P.S gt zombies.. dun worry ppl!! its hse of the dead 4! P.S is safe! other than its toilet.. Havent u heard? there's sumthin lurkin in the 3rd floor male n female toilet!) i played a while of drums.. then we set off for dinner!
nth special occured during dinner.. except for the fact mandy n boss kept grinnin at each other, playin leg-wrestlin, and comparin hu gt more tissues..
after dinner, yanz go gt herself her some med for her depression..then all of us went another arcade in dhobi gaut.. wow.. guess wad? few interesting stuff ensues!
1.mandy beat boss in tekken 5 (3 or 4 matches straight, each has 3 rounds)
2.gt this guy in white play para-para..(DAMN PRO!) Flawsless..
3.boss n mandy continued their fight against zombies (while me n yanz rot sumwhere in the arcade.. haha..)
tats all for todae? yeah.. tooo bad fer didnt come.. i wanted to saboh her!

Helped out at grand's store..

i helped out at my grand's store today! nth much happened though.. but but but! gt this auntie came in.. n she stare at me.. and she asked' do u wan to be a star?' i was quite stunned.. ' i'm a manager from mediacorps! ur the person i've been lookin for!' she said excitedly.
ok, cut it iut.. once again i lied! but realli gt this chinese auntie come in.. then she realli stares at me.. when she opened her mouth to speak, i expect to hear 'u look very familiar.'
however wad i heard was ' hw much?'.. i stood there, starin at the items she took. then, here it goes:
"u look very familiar boy"
n i replied "oh realli?"
My grandpa was there n so she asked him:
"he studied in zhang de primary rite? i've seen him wif my boy b4"
At this point in time my grandpa nodded, but i was like.. really? but then she continued:
"u knw zhi bin? he is my son"
I squeezed my brain for ans, but sadly, auntie "NO"
she looked quite surprised n probed
"u lived in a 5 room flat rite?"
i turned to look at my grandpa n finally an answer came to my mind!
the first thing, i completed my primary school in indonesia.. so it cant be me! then i did came to singapore for holidays.. but tat was like for a few weeks within a yr! so it muz be like this!
i came to singapore a yrs ago(when i was bout 6-9yrs), i visited my cousins!they were in zhang de primary.. so, it muz be some friend of my cousins.. and it happens tat we when we come n visit, my cousins drag me to join his frens.. n tat pt in time, the mother of those frens took it as i was their classmates! and the incredible thing was my cousin do live in a 5 room flat! n she can rmb all these for like 7 yrs??!! tats y i say women can be so powerful when it comes to rememberin small cheappo stuff!
Anywae,
for ppl out there who have a little brain power to read this n understand, u can tag the board n i will explain..

Had so much fun!!

Went out wif weijie, manchun, and peilun for dota today! Played for 1hr 30mins! (onli one match though..) the summary is like this:
Team1-Shadow Shaman(me), Sand King(Weijie)
Team2-Twin-Headed Dragon(mc), tat vengeance thing.. dunno the name(meow, meow)
Various pawning and choppin happened.. My beautiful snakes hissed tons of times, mc's dragon gt stink breath, weijie keep shakin the ground n meow meow.. as usual! kept hauntin us.. BUT! we won!! wahaha!! i ranked the last though..
After tat, we went to hav dinner at khatib.. n watched Underworld Evolution.. Its a Really Amusin movie! u knw (R)eally (A)musing! quite bloody too! but i love it! i mean the fightin scene.. nt the other scene! We headed home afterwards.. Sang 'Crazy' by simple plan on my way home.. HAHA! i sang even louder in the elevator! (TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOCIETY~).. when i gt home.. my sis obediently let me hav the com.. hmm.. weird. i didn't pursue it though! smack her thick arm twice n here i go! bloggin!

Yanz!! So clever!! The answer is What's Left Of Me by Nick Lachey! You won the fabulous prizes!
Here are the conditions:
1.You must promise to eat supper until you get fat!(prove it)
2.You are required to submit your IC to the (IKF) International Kiang Federation before 10th of June 06.(find the place ur self)
3.You must be at least 162cm tall.(ur onli 161cm!)
4.You are required to dig out Boss's heart and show me it to me.
5.You are required to record a video of Fellicia dancing to Hips Don't Lie for 3 minutes.
6.Gouge out Boss's eye and pop them back in within 10 seconds, you are required to show the procedure in a format of video.
Having the completion of the conditions, you will be given:
-Orange Addidas Jacket...................'s picture!
-A mouse that can move by itself.
-3 Jewellery store..............'s name card!!
-A trip to for 2 in Kallang River for 3 days 2 night!
Thank you for your participation! Hope you enjoyed our services!

Met her?!

When i was on the way to bball game juz nw.. i met her.. Short, hideous complexion, long haired, and dressed in white.. no doubt.. she's none other than the monster ANG BI XIA.. haha.. juz kiddin! my sweet, gentle, cute, kind, generous, pretty, tall, talented, smart, and strong senior!! i was caught unprepared.. n when she saw me.. the first thing i gt was.. a tight slap on my arm!! haha.. her monstrous strength sure caused some pain.. nw gt bruise.. haha.. again, juz kiddin! we chatted all the way to her grands' hse.. n the last thing she told me was.. bye! (wait a minute..) its 'lunch ar! lunch ar!'

Waiting for an activity(singin~)

Move along.. move along.. Just to make it through! hahazz.. listenin to this great track nw.. move along by all american rejects.. gt addicted to it recently.. So bored.. i hav nth to do.. waiting for a call to ask me out.. argg!! im gettin crazy by the minute!!i mean seconds (it sounds more exaggeratin this way)..wads worse, im doin stupid stuff here.. things like
-talking to baby cousin in baby language(aww, erba! loer wer!)
(hey move along ended.. n i like the next song even more!)
-singin loudly to my self (i dun wanna waste another day stuck in the shadow of my mistake!! YEAHH~)
-still singin..(coz i want to, n i feel u! growin underneath my skin! like a hunger, like a 'burnin',to find the place i've nvr been!)
-still still singin..(nw im broken n im fadin! im half the man i thought i would be.. u can have what's left of me..)
SO BORED!! waa... hope tonight got activity..
Gee.. my voice sounds like.. i cant hear coz i gt my earphone on!!
(will u take what's left, will u take what's left, will u take what's left, take what's let of me...) finished singin..
hahazz can u guess what song?
Prizes included!* Eg. free dinner, movie or handshake(hahazz..)


*Conditions apply

Early in afternoon..

Went out to harbourfront earlier.. actually i wanted to go back.. but.. but.. my sis gave us moodswings(us as in me, my bro n bro gf).. so i joined in the fun..bro left at 7pm.. hope he can bring my to phony to hospital n hav surgery.. sobss.. sobss.. heard the doctor over there r specialised in drownin.. after tat.. me n my sis stayed at mcdonald's for an hour.. i shopped around.. haha.. wanted to buy these stuffs..
1.A 86, 86, 60cm couch(too small for me)
2.Magnetic dart board(dun even knw hw to play)
3.122, 33cm swimmin pool(they onli hav barbie's)
4.Harry potter's wand(juz for fun!)
5.A 9ocm tall bow n arrows(so tat i can shoot my little bro wif it!)
6.Lastly, 100cm laser shotgun..(same reason)
too childish i think.. so i didnt buy it.. haha.. When we went home.. hand gt a bit itchy, n we go bake cookies.. it smells gd.. but the taste im nt too sure.. my sis's fault.. i kept slappin her thick arm for pokin the cookies wif her finger nail!! disgustin rite?
Gt this part she actually gt exaggerated!! when we closed the oven, i noticed white smoke risin from it! when i told my sis, she quickly shout 'oh ar ko, its going to explode!!' and closed her ears! i was like.. if it does, lot of families sure die of bakin cookies..

Cute dude(haha) and Eros

Tall, handsome, chiselled, and brave.. Eros is a dog all of us wanted!!(well we guys think of, of well.. sum tough ladies).. unlike his petty owner, exactly the opposite.. but he's cute!!(haha..) ppl call him flabby.. maybe because he eats 'indo mee' everyday? u knw those instant noodles from indonesia.. anywae, flabby always shoots eros wif his AK-47(BANG! BANG! BANG! does it sound like tat?).. pitiful isn't? yes.. yes.. but flabby has 2 huge stamps pasted on his eyes.. so the dog has to play along n feign death!!
*somebody's face gettin blacker now*
When eros feigns death, flabby will cry hysterically over his dog.. and u can c mucus hangin at his nose(eewww).. when it was about to drop, eros will desperately try to avoid it!! but the mucus nvr drops.. it juz hang there at his nose... gettin longer n longer..(eewww) until it reached the dog.. this is just one short story from flabby n his dog.. to knw more.. visit www.nairdaindomee.com.sg

What a way to spend my Wednesday..

I stayed at home the whole day.. woke up at bout 2pm.. played around n slept again til 10pm!! haha.. im sick! hmm.. haha.. my cousin gt abit horny today! haha.. Bin's the name..(yes, the name is BIN) nt litter bin, nt dust bin, obviously nt recycle bin.. its han bin(chinese name).. haha.. he's those popular dude u see in sch.. (yeah, the one we guys either hate or well.. some LIKE.. n even LUST for..) hahazz.. tats so gross! He came around in msn n asked me "DO U LIKE CHEESE?" i was like 'huh'? r u hittin on me or sumthin?(juz kiddin..he's nt gay.. well, i hope nt!) he was just playin.. well maybe i shuld tell him sumthin like this! 'guys wif asses like mine dun talk to boys wif faces like him!' hahazz.. juz kiddin! i learned this from the show ytd too! after the vicious encounter wif him, i went to watch naruto episodes.. then i had a nap! tats bout all for todae i suppose!!

Went to have fun today!!

cool.. heh heh.. finally, i had my revenge! i finally beat mandy in tekken!! yeah! other than this.. we watched she's the man today! cool show!! learned new stuffs from movie!
1.When ur nose bleeds, use tampon!(the other choice after kotex)
2.Take off your pants when people say u r gal!( Show them ur 'thing'!)
3.Never wear a dress when playin soccer(well, we all knw tat..)
4.Dun underestimate a gal's fight..(It's funny yet scary)
5.Ask gals "Do u like cheese?" to start a conversation!
haha.. tats all i suppose! after the movie we went to hav pizza.. hawaiian and seafood.. b4 the pizza comes.. we did sumthin lame! hahazz.. we folded the receipt and started throwin it around usin onli our left hand.. hahazz.. boss, mandy n me had so much fun with it!! went home afterwards..

My sis is exceptionally generous today!! haha.. finally she finished her pathetic drama!! i can hav the com for naruto from nw on!! Anywae, to add on.. tat ah lian huh.. owe me $$ dun wan pay back.. juz like her bro(eldest).. so 'jian'!

Its the 6th of June!! MANCHUN!!

finally.. manchun!! finally u r another step into adulthood!! haha!(but given ur current behaviour, u will a along way to go!) hahazz.. anywae.. manchun the one tryin to play dota better n tortured by his..... well, u knw hu.. happy 17thbirthday!!

Terror in my house?

Once again the journey of kiang's life will be entered..a journey where none could survive in.. the journey where only the chosen one can complete.. hahazz. tat's lame!!i went to ICA(i hate tat place)in the morning! followed by celebration of manchun's b'dae! (nt realli celebrate though)we juz went for a sakae sushi buffet lunch.. loved their sushi.. esp the salmons.. wow, great taste! after tat.. we went to play some games like para2 n warcraft nth interestin happened though.. well, there is sumthin interesting..when i reached home, i noticed sumthin strange.. the usual brown door seemed different.. and there is no light behind it.. i gt curious.. i turned the knob(wad the.. its not locked?) n light slowly filled the room, exposin a my sis's body on the floor.. motionless.. i shouted at her "oi, pig!(tats wad i call her) wake up lar! wan slp go room slp!" but, there was no reply.. terror rised within me, creatin the feelin tat i hav lost her.. i approached the body wif care.. wanted to check if she's alive.. so, i stood up straight n positioned my self.. within seconds, i jumped over her body..(but i stomped on her nasty little finger) and.." OUCH! WAD THE F**K ARE YOU DOING! PAIN LAR!! PPL DOIN YOGA U OSO WAN TO DISTURB!! JUMP WAD JUMP! DUNNO HW TO WALK IZZIT?!" haha.. i guess tat is one lame part of me.. exaggeratin stuffs.. (anywae, the story is nt even real!!) hahazz.. sry..i was tryin to make sumthin interestin up here!

Didn't go home last night..

wahaha! i didnt go home ytd.. my sis muz hav been enjoyin herself.. goin into msn gossipin bout everyone she knws.. well, tats wad she's gd at isn't? hahazz.. or else.. she could be watchin those pathetic korean drama(trust me.. very drama..) n cry like hell.. (sob..sob..) i can imagine her cryin like, like u will think water is sprayin out of her eyes.. then eyes become swollen like panda, maybe worse than panda..(well, its already like panda nw..) hahaz.. ok! enuf bout her! in case her bf sees this blog n teases her.. haha..(r u lookin, zhenting?) lolz.. hope nt.. if nt my sis will sure come to me n shriek like a banshee!!(arr koo!! or DHARFIANTO KIANG!! WHAT DID U WRITE IN UR BLOG!!) or laugh hysterically and say hw could u do this?!! then beat my arm like hw ppl swat flies.. *swat swat* swat so hard but hit the air! or kick me wif her final move, the 20 degrees kick!(while raisin both her arm, her leg rushes forward by 15cm but only rises by 20 degrees.. it onli has 8% success rate..)
Ok tats it!! really enuf bout her le.. it muz be gettin borin.. but mayb sum1 happy readin this! ok, stayed out ytd coz i watched land of the dead.. u can c those zombies stickin anythin they can find from a human body into their mouth for pleasure.. urgh.. no kiddin.. they bite human and u realli can c those (eeewwww...) limbs torn apart(argg!) , intestines dragged out(urggh), blood shoots out of throat(Psst!) n bla bla.. realli lar.. but i enjoyed it too.. hahazz.. i dreamt of sumthin bad today.. i retook my dnt exam n cant even attempt any questions.. it was like.. full of mathematical sums i cant recognise.. horrible.. y do hav nightmares everydae? nth interestin happened during the day.. tats all!

A weird NIGHTMARE..

i woke up at 1.15pm todae.. received a call from him.. well, i had this terrible dream.. the dream was filled wif tots of losin everyone.. its depressin.. u knw the movie 'slither'? its comin out.. yeahh.. the whole world r infected by those alien stuff, n they r tryin to take over the world!! infected humans teends to puke blood til they die.. however, a small group of us survived.. obviously, i am one of them.. wif well sum of my frenz.. i had abilities similar to phoenix from x-men3(unlimited telekinesis) and able to use ninjutsu(ninja techniques).. as for my frens, i cant rmb their abilities.. i barely recall who's in it too.. weijie, xingjian, and.. storm(hot gal from x-men)? i cant rmb muz.. anywae.. in the dream, i kept go in between walls lookin for exit while rest of my fren stall time for me.. then i saw this heeuge slither thing, (i suppose its the boss).. it was bashin Storm like hell!! and tat boss slither has callisto's face on him or (her)? well i, haha used sum ninjutsu n went through tat boss thingy's body(at the same time plant a bomb..).. well, exploded and the buildin collapsed, i rescued Storm wif my telekinesis and run away..( i added this part coz i cant rmb the ending or weijie's call woke me during the endin).. hahaz.. wad happened to wejie and xingjian u asked? i cant rmb.. gt crushed to death in the buldin? maybe..

After basketball and saw STORM?

omg.. im so tired.. played basketball earlier.. i didnt do much though.. but it was fun!! haha.. hmm.. b4 the game earlier, i had a protein bar too.. the taste was..
1st bite-(wow! wonderful and marvellous taste!)
2nd bite(hmm.. greeat flavor!)
3rd bite(omg, its so hard to chew..)
4th bite(wth.. its gettin awful!)
5th bite(this is sickenin!! but i wont waste it!!)
6th bite(finally *munch munch* its over.. *still chewin* ..y did i even buy this?!)
hahaz.. the bar was bout 15-17cm long, and 2-3cm thick.. chocolate flavour wif chocolate chip.. i knw.. its huge.. anywae, forget bout the bar nw.. during the game rite, weijie came shoutin to me.. "hey dharfianto! storm is comin!(he's talkin bout the sexy mutant in x-men).. the sky's turnin orange n the cloud has gone blue!! wad shuld we do? we cant beat her! we're nt mutants!!" i was like.. wad the hell.. anywae, i laughed n i do find it funny.. and i even suggested GBing her.. (well, it simply means gang rape..) or call in gaara from naruto anime(u knw.. the guy wif a lot of sand in naruto's anime).. gaara can take her!! hahaz..left afterwards n reached home at 12am.. ate, bathed, and did all the rubbish in an hour.. nw writin this bog n preparin to slp..

Its UNBELIEVABLE!!

wads so unbelievable u asked?? well, i have a fren named ang fu yi A.K.A fox.. he is a class 1 mutant.. haha.. jkjk.. he's one of my fren hu i tot wil spend the rest of his live alone.. serious!! but juz a few daes ago, i realised sumthin.. he gt a galfren!! all of us hu knew him well were struck dumb!! when we asked him hw did it happened, he said he dunno.. and the follow up ans was err.. i like her lor,and she like me lor and so we stead lor.. wad is happenin to this world? has global warming caused all the gals to go desperate?? haha.. sry ppl out there.. i didnt mean wad i sae..i kept wonderin wad happened.. maybe fuyi's heeuuggeee eyeballs are attractive? or its his pale face charm? or his lame excuses made the gal think he is very cool? lolz..sry? ur askin wad was his lame excuses? u dun wanna knw mister! but if u insist.. well everytime we asked him out, he will giv us excuses like he is understress, he caught fever or cold, and the brand new excuse ta blew us all- his family b'dae celebration.. seriously if u dun understand, allow me to explain.. if we ask him to pplae baskelball, he will sae he is understress(well, we do play basketball to relieve stress, fuyi), gt a fever or cold.. well, do sum1 hu has 5 normal senses and a healthy body fall sick 3 times aweek? yes.. 3 times a week 12 times a mth err.. 144times a yr.. but above all these, i like him for hu he is.. well nt the excuses part of coz!! (anywae, congrats fuyi!!)

Darn!! My phone spoiled!!

waa!! shit!! my phone drowned!! oh no!! phony!!(i am capable of better names for my phone.. i knw) phony!! come back to me!! shit! i cant use my 2 megapixels phone nw.. cant take pics anymore!! wtd!! juz called my dad to bring a phone for me.. hope it can take pics too.. sub my phony for a while.. anywae.. after the accident(bout 10hrs ago), i slept to hide my sorrowness of the death of phony.. maybe phony is juz on a coma? hope so.. luckily i saved my memory stick(so smart of me!!).. ok, enuf bout my phone!! i woke up, bathed, cleaned up the room(i lied bout this one) and watched.. well.. the screen of my com.. my grandpa kept naggin me.. his naggin skills r superb!! from things like table to chair to lights and all the way to the maid..(he kept sayin the maid will fall in luv wif me if i talked to them..lame rite? i knw..) but its ok!! coz one day, im gonna move out!!